Few things are more satisfying than watching a loudmouth, faux tough guy bully get dropped. Unless, of course, the bully is an atheist douche. That’s at least what I think is happening in this viral video.
Usual viral disclaimers. Allow for missing context, and location is unknown other than that they sound British. What you can hear is the bully saying, “Jesus isn’t f*cking God.” He points at a decorative cross he has his panties in a wad over. One thing leads to the other. The (alleged) atheist douche turned the other cheek into a right hook.
Hey, it’s not like the bully wasn’t sufficiently warned.
Looks like Redshirt’s flying spaghetti monster wasn’t around to protect him from catching these hands.
Imagine having to explain to your wife what happened.
WIFE: Honey, did you get him to remove that horrible cross?
ATHEIST DOUCHE: I don’t wanna talk about it.
WIFE: What happened to your face?
ATHEIST DOUCHE: The power of Christ happened.
Most impressive is the composure of the believer. He gave Redshirt ample warning. He tried to de-escalate the situation. He gave Redshirt every opportunity to calm down. But the atheist douche wanted the smoke. So he got the smoke. He got the smoke right upside his head. Then slinked away in shame. And it was good.
If you are like me and enjoy viral videos of idiots eating fists, please enjoy this video of a mask nazi finding himself on the ground, an anti-Asian dude getting a knuckle sandwich combination platter, and this guy who dropped a naked dude standing in front of his car. It’s a niche genre.
Original Article: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/atheist-neighbor-cross-punch
