I hate writing this since it involves Travis Kelce and resident LWC Kansas City Chiefs fan Lane the Brain is always so mean to me about my Buffalo Bills. But it involves sh*tting on Joe Biden falling down a lot. And these clicks won’t bait themselves. Kelce sat down with Big Cat and PFT on Pardon My Take to discuss what it was like meeting Joe Biden. The team appeared at the White House for winning the Super Bowl a few days after Biden’s latest falling down incident. You know, the one where he “tripped” over a “sandbag.” and isn’t just an old buffoon whose brain is 69% tapioca.
Kelce joked that the team had to coach the “leader of the free world” on how to tackle stairs.
“We were just making sure that [the president] was standing on his feet up there,” joked Kelce. “Telling him high knees when he’s going up the steps. We all gotta get coached up now and then.”
Some of us more than others:
- President Biden Trips Over His Own Feet, Gets Back Up, Falls Again (Updated)
- C’Mon, Jack: ‘Bidening’ Is the New Trend Where Trolls Recreate Joe Biden Falling Off His Bike Like a Dinkus
- Watch: CNN doctor sandbags Joe Biden with embarrassing recommendation how he can stop falling down all the time
- As we argue DeSantis vs Trump, Joe Biden reminds us he can’t walk up stairs without forgetting how
I know everyone is having a laugh at Joey’s expense, but I would love to see the Chiefs try to coach up Biden to climb stairs. I’m picturing when the feds tried giving Homer Simpson his new witness protection name. Andy Reid would have a play drawn up for Biden that it goes right foot, then left foot. Biden would look at Mahomes and say “I think he’s talking to you.”
And Big Cat’s joke about Biden barely being alive when he spoke may not have landed in the room. But it landed with me!
I speak on behalf of everyone in America that We the People were robbed of a Travis Kelce address to the nation:
And apropos of nothing, a friend told me once that Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like two jobber WWE guys who were paired together as a tag team and became champions. Once you see it, you will never unsee it.
Original article: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/travis-kelce-pardon-my-take
