Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater \u2014 and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at \u201cSome Like It Hot.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLast week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,\u201d said a source, \u201cthe lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The insider added, \u201cThe house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
While it already seems almost certain that Hillary is the aisle pooper, this confirms it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nA source close to the show confirmed the incident, telling Page Six, \u201cThere was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt was an elderly person and it\u2019s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
Hillary Clinton is an elderly person. She\u2019s 75-years-old and looks like she\u2019s in her 90s. Is this the theater\u2019s way of saying Hillary dropped the turd without calling her out by name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A look at the available evidence also points to Hillary as the shit-bomber. The turd was found right next to her and she apparently didn\u2019t complain to the usher that someone was copping a squat in her vicinity, so that indicates she\u2019s the one who dropped it. Also, it doesn\u2019t seem like anyone else in the theater noticed a random person pooping in the aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is even more evidence because Hillary Clinton is the one person that rich liberal theater goers wouldn\u2019t report for taking a shit on the floor. In their minds, Hillary can do no wrong, so if they saw her pinching a loaf, they would think it was empowering and that she was breaking through the barriers that oppress women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a gun was found near Vince Foster\u2019s body, it was concluded that he killed himself. Finding a couple of turds on the floor near Hillary Clinton leads to the conclusion that she shit herself. There\u2019s no way anyone other than Hillary crapped in the aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Having established means, she has an asshole, and opportunity, the shit was right there, we now only have to prove motivation. It could be that this production was not up to Hillary\u2019s standards and she left her criticism on the floor. Maybe the words \u201cSome Like It Hot\u201d makes Hillary think about all the times Bill cheated on her and it caused a spontaneous rage doodoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
More than likely, she\u2019s old and has poor bowel control. Plus, she has utter contempt for the little people who had to clean it up, so this was 100% of her doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Original Article: https:\/\/defconnews.com\/2023\/03\/21\/did-hillary-clinton-poop-on-the-floor-of-a-broadway-theater\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"When Hillary Clinton burst upon the scene in the 1990s, she was completely full of shit and continued that way until recently. It seems the celebrated loser has lost a little fecal matter from the reserve tank, as she may have dropped a deuce on the floor during a Broadway production. This, by the way, is not bullshit, just Hillary shit. Page Six\u00a0reports on Hillary\u2019s latest embarrassing episode: Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2221,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions\/2221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nakedpolitics.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}