It\u2019s unclear what Joe Biden is good at, but of the things he sucks at, communicating is #1. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said yesterday that Joe is the best communicator in the White House, and within seconds Biden proved her wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jean-Pierre was asked yesterday if there were some areas in which Biden has trouble communicating. The actual answer is, all areas, but the WH press secretary went with this lie instead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In case you can\u2019t figure out what Biden is communicating there, allow me to transcribe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cReeg over the, over the, over the Holly river. Look, in and Warshaw or shooby wuh-uh wuh-uh wuh-uh Washa County in Nevada, we\u2019re spending 89 billion dollars to add several rains,\u201d said Biden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Besides the sheer incoherence of that, there is no such place as Washa County, Nevada. There is a Washoe County but there is no Holly river there or anywhere in Nevada. There isn\u2019t even a river that kind of sounds like Holly. The only river through Washoe County is the Truckee River.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a case of same shit, different day, Joe made KJP look even more foolish for bragging about his great communications skill, by annihilating the English language on Wednesday:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once again, allow me to fill all of your transcribing needs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSenner Scott\u2019s bottom line is, he said \u2018we\u2019re reducing the deficit in the same time we\u2019re gaving, and we\u2019re gaving suh suh Steve is a fair price.\u2019 Somehow that\u2019s costing the government. He\u2019s a little confused,\u201d said Biden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I seriously doubt Senner Scott said any such thing, and it\u2019s clearly Biden who is a little confused. \u201cGaving\u201d is not a word and \u201csuh suh Steve\u201d is not a fair price, or anything else for that matter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Communicating, in the simplest of terms, is explaining something in a way that it can be understood by others. Joe Biden can\u2019t pronounce most things, slurs his speech, and makes up bizarre words. On top of that, he\u2019s a liar and completely out of his mind. That is to say, he can\u2019t communicate on a level that would be recognized by any other living thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t care for anyone on the Biden administration, but at the same time, I don\u2019t envy their job, pretending like everything is fine with Joe. Then again, they knowingly took jobs to lie on behalf of a senile old fool, so that\u2019s on them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will however give Karine Jean-Pierre a pass on her claim that Joe Biden is the best communicator that the White House has. It\u2019s technically not a lie because the entire administration sucks at communicating anything close to the truth. They are all liars and scumbags. Joe just happens to be the one getting the most screen time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n